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small dick energy

Man with oversized ego and a constant need to harass teenage girls
Andrew brags to teenage girl, Gretha about his 33 cars to compensate for his small penis, also known as small dick energy. Gretha does a mike drop and Andrew gets arrested
by big pussy energy December 29, 2022
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small dick

It is when your penis is inserted into a womans vagina and she can't feel any thing.Or when your dick keeps falling out of the womans vagina.
Amanda - Is it in yet
Chris - yeah im about to bust
Amanda - Are you serious i havent felt anything yet you have a small dick
Chris - Well im done, ive had my fun
Amanda - Well i dident i need a bigger man like richie, he never falls out
by Zach aka princess September 1, 2008
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someone with a small dick

Person 1:OMG! Josh has such a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!
by AnonymousSource August 6, 2014
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small dick

A penis that is small when compared to other guys. It resembles a little boy's penis especially if it has tiny balls to match.

A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.
I have a small penis and my girlfriend loves to play with it. She calls it her toy and loves when it is inside her.

Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"

Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"
by Small Junk May 4, 2008
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small dick

someone with a very small penis.
the contents of dans pants is a small dick.
by Small Dick 20 January 7, 2009
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Small Dick Disorder

A penis that is grotesquely small - it ANNOYS the shit out of women - a woman might as well use a damn dildo or vibrator -
Lindzee Divine was in horror when her partner showed her his small dick disorder - it ANNOYED the hell out of her - so she pulled her 8" dildo out and satisfied herself! NO Q TIP DICK FOR HER!!!!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011
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