Softstache

The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.

There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.

by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010

Scumstache

(noun) a term used by someone who doesn't have any better of a comeback to use, usually used by prepubescents on AIM with SNs beginning with 'roffle'

roffle needs to shave his scumstache more often imho

by C4111 December 28, 2005

Slut stache

Just a slutty little stache

He looks so good with the slut stache and mullet combo

by Slutforthestache September 25, 2025

slutsticle

that thing you have to manipulate in order to get to the sweet spot for unloading a load of cum into a cum truck of slutmeat

i dont know who the fuck that slutsticle was but i gave her a full load cause im a fuckin top bloke aye

by pregasurus hunter September 18, 2011

Shitstache

When some one takes their booty juice and puts it on your upper lip

Rachel: I'm gonna stick my finger in my ass and give you a shitstache!

Nick: Keep those fingers away from me.

by lilretard July 8, 2022