free slurpies

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease

'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."

by adamroth February 23, 2011

Surprise Slurpie

When getting head tell her you won’t nut in her mouth then nut in her mouth

I gave lyzee a surprise slurpie the other night and she won’t talk to me now

by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021

Russian Slurpie

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period. Nummies!

He gave her a russian slurpie last night and woke up with period in his teeth.

by keeeeeeeek January 11, 2010

slurrier

More slurred than normal

My words are becoming more slurrier.

by Ladybug1213 April 9, 2017

brendon slurrie

the proper way to address the infamous brendon urie, the only man that can take credit for others' writing, ignore sexual assault allegations, and fetishise bisexuals all in one music career!

"has that brendon slurrie addressed the allegations yet or does he still think his fans will forget it ever happened in a week?"

by HelloHowYaDoin September 4, 2020

slurpie

pussy juice

i sucked her slurpie

by trentmasta May 25, 2003

slurpie

The greatest beverage you can ever purchase. Go into your local kwik trip, go to the back of the store and you will see many different size cups (like mega buddy, big buddy... ect). You fill it up with smoothy slush and three flavor shots. 32oz for 1.87, what could be better than that?

Fuck big gulps I want a slurpie.

by 8Ocho8 April 9, 2007