Sloading.

The act of sledding or tobogganing while under the influence of alcohol.

Last Friday, we got loaded and went sloading.

by Vance November 17, 2003

Sloading

Loading, but extremely slow.

#1

Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?

Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.

#2

Veronica: This is so slow.

Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.

by Browniez February 7, 2017

Sloading

When you're trying to upload your file when doing school from home but everyone else has jumped online and that circle just keeps spinning.

Mum, it's still sloading so imma go play on my ipad.

by School-from-home March 23, 2020

Slowfinger Ryan

Man who talks so fast he body can't follow.

Johnny was being a slowfinger Ryan.

by DejanG April 15, 2020

Sloading

Sloading is the slow buffering your computer or electronic device can go through, when the connection is bad.

I guess we won't get to youtube for another five minutes, it's sloading like crazy.

by CallumFoster January 29, 2021

shlowdinger binger

binge watching jschlatt while ding dong ditching someone

I am a shlowdinger binger.

by Xpspsx May 29, 2023

sloading

sloading verb (gerund/present participle) & noun
sload·ing /ˈslō-dɪŋ/

(verb) The act of downloading or otherwise loading digital content at a painfully slow pace.

(noun) A download or data transfer that crawls along so slowly it feels stalled, often accompanied by growing user frustration.

Essay-deadline, 11 p.m.
Student (texting friend): “The journal PDF is sloading—3 MB left and the progress bar hasn’t moved in five minutes. If it doesn’t finish soon, my citation list is toast.”
Friend: “Ethernet beats dorm Wi-Fi. Plug in before the spinner hypnotizes you.”

by Blake McBride May 13, 2025