Get the slowcharge mug.A small, boring town where kids are so disengaged they don't even bother to graduate. Instead of admitting it though, they ACT like they're going to go to an alternative school or get their GED, but after they're out of regular highschool, that's usually it.
Stoner 1: Yeah I'm dropping out of highschool, I might go to Storefront or get my GED.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.
by Jenny May 16, 2004
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A person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. Or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.
Laura is a right slowcock, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times....once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.
Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!
Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!
by Big d 82 October 13, 2017
Get the slowcock mug.Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.
by Paylardo November 3, 2010
Get the Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome mug.Tim Kasher's (lead singer of the band Cursive and the band the Good Life) old band that he had when he had from 93 to 95.
They were signed to Lumberjack Records (which is now known as Saddle-Creek Records).
They were signed to Lumberjack Records (which is now known as Saddle-Creek Records).
I LOVE Slowdown Virginia! Tim sounds so good, but the lyrics are silly. You can see how much he's grown.
by Chelsea January 26, 2005
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pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.
the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.
did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.
the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.
did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
damn, why did we have to move to SLOWCALA?
why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
by hellz v. May 5, 2007
Get the slowcala mug.an act of ruining a perfectly good song and putting a sad bart simpson edit over the thumbnail so 14-17 yo white girls can listen to it to feel special and different for ruining good music, much like their younger counterpart nightcore
emma: hey want to listen to this slowed and reverbed song that makes you feel like a villain?
logan: shut the fuck up retard *starts blasting out of touch thursday*
logan: shut the fuck up retard *starts blasting out of touch thursday*
by Ahsura September 14, 2021
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