snortshire

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.

by mave73 May 8, 2008

snortsky

When you crack a beer and instead of letting the foam sit at the top you snort it up you’re nose

“Aye man gimme a beer, cracks it oh bro it was shaken up!”

“SNORTSKY that shit!!”

by TheBoysss September 8, 2020

MATT FROM WII SPORTS

a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you

MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY

by Alan??????? November 21, 2019

slorps

sneakers

from 'friends'

Chandler: Well, first of all, they’re not called “sneakers” anymore. Apparently, they’re called “kicks” or “skids” and I think I heard somebody say “slorps”.

by holb333333 October 13, 2008

check your shorts

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.

You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?

by yes juanito yes April 6, 2015

sports jockey

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.

Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?

by Loxi July 17, 2009

Russian Sports Drink

Noun. A heady mix of vodka and Gatorade.

Kaalen: Yo, I bought the vodka, did you bring the Gatorade?
Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!

by Cklark Ckent April 14, 2014