One word statement used in sports as an absolute rebuttal that the best team or player ALWAYS wins. Used when players or fans make excuses or blame poor officiating, injuries, controversies and/or other factors as to why their team or player lost, or otherwise try to argue that the team or player that lost is actually the better player.
"The Tuck Rule didn't lose the game for the Raiders. They had their chances all night long, and didn't take advantage. The Patriots did. Scoreboard."
"I agree the call at the end against the Celtics was ticky-tack, at best. But if they were so good, why did it matter? Look at the scoreboard, deal with it, and move on."
"The USSR earned the Gold Medal in Basketball in 1972. Period. Yes, I know the head of FIBA was totally out of line. Yes, I know the referees were clueless at best, biased at worst. But, dammit, if the USA were the better team, they would have won. Period. The scoreboard never lies. Ever."
"I agree the call at the end against the Celtics was ticky-tack, at best. But if they were so good, why did it matter? Look at the scoreboard, deal with it, and move on."
"The USSR earned the Gold Medal in Basketball in 1972. Period. Yes, I know the head of FIBA was totally out of line. Yes, I know the referees were clueless at best, biased at worst. But, dammit, if the USA were the better team, they would have won. Period. The scoreboard never lies. Ever."
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by syllikesjeff November 11, 2009
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To try to "up" someone in fraternal verbal competition. Much like a verbal "pissing contest" without the mess. Taken from the literal scoreboard (noun) from a sports match.
Mack: (Drunkenly brags about how many skanks he's been with.)
Mike: "Dude, what are we scoreboarding here? Those are nasty hoes. I don't dig that man."
Mike: "Dude, what are we scoreboarding here? Those are nasty hoes. I don't dig that man."
by tyler_mtb October 16, 2007
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by DTM454 May 6, 2009
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Get the snorboarding mug.A replacement for the word Scunt. Can be used many ways but mostly recognized in the caribbean as a replacement for the afore mentioned expletive.
by Or wha/Gene September 14, 2006
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A person whom regards you not only as a parental figure but as a best friend. Having a snorebore is very unique and special. It's a lifetime relationship with someone with a love that goes deeper than life itself.
With a snorebore there is a connection that can't be compared to anything else. All the love, protection and pride of a parent. And yet the laughs, trust, understanding and total commitment of a bff!
A person whom regards you not only as a parental figure but as a best friend. Having a snorebore is very unique and special. It's a lifetime relationship with someone with a love that goes deeper than life itself.
With a snorebore there is a connection that can't be compared to anything else. All the love, protection and pride of a parent. And yet the laughs, trust, understanding and total commitment of a bff!
by Your rahrah March 5, 2010
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