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Sloreboar 

An extremely promiscuous girl who is highly sexually talented. A combination of a slut, whore, and a wild pig (boar).
Yo that sloreboar sucked me dry, kid!

That chick is a sloreboar, you wouldn't even know what to do with her. Your not fucking her, she's going to be fucking you.

Yo that bitch is a sloreboar, she will break your dick!
Sloreboar by @dutchthebully July 13, 2012
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Scoreboard Syndrome 

When a player in a videogame uses their superior score in a certain match as the authority and a way to absolve themselves from criticism from other players.
I told John that he needed to work on his AK-47 spray in a CS:GO match, but he shrugged it off and told me that he was doing better and therefore I can't speak about his AK-47 spray. Carl and I knew this was a classic case of the scoreboard syndrome.

scoreboard 

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.
People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!
scoreboard by the prophet March 25, 2003

Stoneboarding 

Going Snowboarding High/stoned...

can be done blatantly (smoking a blunt in front of the lodge)

stealthily: smoking a joint on the chairlift

or AwesomALY: Hotboxing the "ganjala" Gondala
dude i went stoneboarding with sarles and austin and i felt like i was flying
Stoneboarding by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009

Scoreboarding 

When someone keeps track of the number of times they do something before turning it around on you and use it against you.
Bob: I know you called the last 4 times before I called you back. Why are you always scoreboarding me? Mary: I'm not calling you again till you call me!
Scoreboarding by dbenn37 February 18, 2015

scoreboard complex 

When someone plays a game and must aim to be at the top of the scoreboard.
Ian has such a scoreboard complex! He has to get a high score every time he plays Tetris.

Slorebanger

Usually an American indian / mixed White male whom has sex with slutty whores / sluts / skanks / skeezers / skips-scops/scally-wags / mark ass tricks and trick ass marks; in a manner of banging them in a rythmic patter such as those in a musical marching band.
Brad: What is that noise coming from chazs' room.

Corey: Who knows, that slorebanger is with a different skeezer every night.

Brad: Mmmm, CHUUCH!!!!!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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