Sloppy Jerky 

When you take a nice fat shit, then take the shit and place it into a meat dehydrator. After about 3 days of letting the shit dehydrate, you then insert it into a womans vagina, and proceed to fuck her in the ass while you fuck her pussy with the dehydrated shit. The shit will slowly fall apart and get restored with water, turning it back into shit inside of her pussy. Thus, her pussy can be described as a "sloppy jerky."

Guy #1: Yo I was totally raw dogging some chick last night, and stuck my fingers up her ass

Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit

Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.

Sloppy Jerky by sloppyjerky November 22, 2009

sloppy josie

A sexual act of oral copulation...while straddling a recipient...at the appropriate moment..deficate on recipient's breasts, then remove penis from mouth and place in between fecile covered breasts moving back and forth aggressively... then reinserting penis back into mouth of recipient and ejaculating.

Every time I'm horny and I feel the urge to shit...I always think of SLOPPY JOSIE!!!!!

sloppy josie by Ron Brawndo December 5, 2013

Sloppy Jackson 

Vaginal intercourse followed by anal intercourse followed by vaginal intercourse and then cunnilungus.

Unbeknownst at the time, the drunken lovers were subjugating the man to the humiliation of a Sloppy Jackson.

Sloppy Jackson by ModusOperandi February 25, 2009

Sloppy Joein

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Often used by members of a goonsquad when posted up on the corner

Pronounced "sloppy joe-in"
See: sloppy joeing

Chris: haha look at that guy walkin up here
James: haha whats he doin? straight up sloppy joein over here

Sloppy Joein by ObamaC July 13, 2010

New Jersey Sloppy Joe 

The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.

I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.

New Jersey Sloppy Joe by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011

sloppy johnson 

when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.

sloppy johnson by Guy Ball October 4, 2006

sloppy john 

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.

My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.

sloppy john by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013