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slowpoke

warning: only use this word if you plan on being exiled from a group of friends or beaten like a nigg
narrator: in the airport on an escalator. Zach is about to talk...

zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly

narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.
by taylo March 23, 2004
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Slooker

A mixture between the Latin: SLUT (female who toys with multiple men's hearts simultaneously/sleeps around) and the word of Papa New Guinean origin: HOOKER (a human/pretty much any life form that auctions of sex if promised some sort of payment in return)
Autumn Gibbons is a Slooker
by Mitch Rivkin January 20, 2011
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SlowPoke

Some faggot Israeli who will poke your children at night.
(the frog did not do this)
I am a SLOWPOKE!
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Scopokel

A word used to describe any soft or chewy candy.
Ronnie: Hey bro give me one of those scopokels
Beavis: These are skittles, idiot
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Slooker

A male or female who is both a slut and a hooker.
She has become more of a slooker everyday.
by Sunshine Applegate September 18, 2021
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