Sloptart

A woman who has lost all ability to function normally normally due to alcohol.

You see that total sloptart at Barry's party last weekend?

by DERepoGuy May 30, 2016

Sloptart

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

by joemammy August 2, 2019

Pop Sloper

Using any unusual substances to replace lotion for masturbating.
Ex. Chocolate Syrup, Ranch Dressing, Contact Solution, Glue, etc.

Person 1: "I beat my dick so hard last night."
Person 2: "Did you use lube?"
Person 1: "Kind of, it was a Pop Sloper."
Person 2: "Oh, okay."

by Kebi69 April 16, 2017

Sloper

What a person is called ,when they have lived in Sunnyslope, Arizona... their whole life.

person 1:Wow you still live in Sunnyslope?
person 2: yes
person 1: what a sloper ,you've become !
person 2: :(

by FAWKGIRL January 6, 2014

Sloper

The half filled drink cups and beer bottles left on the sidelines at a party. Term refers to the way you have to tilt the bottle to the side in order to see if there is any liquid in it.

Dude, the keg is kicked! Just grab one of the slopers over there on the windowsill.

I was cleaning up after the party and someone left a bunch of slopers on the table. Most of 'em have cigarette butts in them too.

by corkvpn August 13, 2009

Sloptart

A women that has been sexually penetrated so many times that her tart is sloppy.

Nichole is a sloptart!

by FetaChita November 3, 2010

sloper

when you blow your load at the top of a girls ass and she stands up and it runs down her crack.

i blew a sloper on her back and it felt like the earie canal in her crack

by a-k 47 January 23, 2009