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skooze

v. To blow a load (Ejaculate) in somone's face.
You see that bitch in the back row... I skoozed her last night!
by Sam Lee Respess March 28, 2009
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Post Masturbation Snooze

The overwhelming tierdness recieved after a very successful session of masturbation. The snooze is used as a way to relax and restore the body to premasturbation state.
Boots:" dam dude that post masturbation snooze had me out for at least 2 hours. it was amazing and my cock feels great."
by jewjewb October 25, 2007
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Sloope Duke

When a girl's ass is so flat that it looks as if to be a continuation from her back, straight to her thighs. When the back pockets of her jeans are touching. A.K.A. completely lacking booty.
Damn dude, that girl got a Sloope Duke. Her as is so flat, when she lay's on a table, her entire backside touches.
Where is her ass? Its GONE!!
by The Booty Spectator January 27, 2010
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snoozehound

referring to a dog or a person that mostly sleeps.
My dog hasn't done anything all day, she is such a snoozehound.
by TyBoy April 16, 2016
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Soozer

A word used to discriminate against short light skin boys with curly hair.
"Hey look its the soozer!"

"Get that fucking soozer out of here!"
by evxnkndy June 21, 2021
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slooter

Slooter is the most extreme form of a slut. Slooters can be found in clubs around the world or even in your local beaches. Slooters will do anything and everything to get in your pants. So beware of the slooters!
Man that girl was such a slooter at the club!
by Jonathan Mcghee May 12, 2004
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Skooze

To blow a wad in somebody's face.
"See that girl sitting in the back row? I skoozed her last night."
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