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Sloom

1) A group of sloots.

2) A list of girls that have been tainted by an entire brotherhood of hounds and given nick names.
1)"Look at that sloom over there!"

2) Mauled by Bulldog, Shovel Face, Smashleigh, Cumdumpster
by Steven porter December 2, 2003
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Slomolol

A person who walks and performs routine activities as stupidly slow speed, who likes to laugh out loud at the most ridiculous, unfunny things due to their insecurities and to try and fit in. Usually found to be overweight and with huge hair that weighs the specimen down.
Office worker 1: Where is that Slomolol with those Coffees?

Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!

Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.

Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...

Example 2:

Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.

Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.

Guy: Your an idiot.
by rsummers April 24, 2010
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Shoolwebledoop

A robot that an elementary school student made in 2022. It corrects your homework problems as youre doing your homework.
Guy 1: *is doing homework*

Shoolwebledoop: Problem 6 question 3 is wrong.

Guy: oHhhhhhHhh okkkk thought that one was wrong
by rx2ie February 7, 2023
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Sloobendorf

The fifth house of Hogwarts. Those young witches and wizards that possess all or none of the specific qualities attributed to those of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin are at risk of being sorted into this house. Other defining characteristics of Sloobendorfs tend to be a prevalent inability to interact in common social situations and extreme narcissism with no apparent source. The average percentage of students sorted into Sloobendorf per year is %.0008. The only Sloobendorf Quidditch team in recorded Hogwarts history had one team member. In his first and only match against Slytherin, Tinker Tittlestop was 'bludgered' to death before a single point was scored.

The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
When the sorting hat shouted 'SLOOBENDORF' from atop Pattywhirl Prissykin's head, 9 first years passed out and one vomited all over his pumpkin pasties.
by g00dness Me July 12, 2011
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Sloochie

Slut + Hoochie = Sloochie
"Let's go out to the bars and get us some sloochies tonight."
by Scott October 23, 2003
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'scool

the result of smashing together the phrase "it's cool"
-hey, sorry i didnt text you back, my phone died

-'scool, i found a ride
by herpaderpydoo June 10, 2010
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skool

to dicipline, punish, or teach one a lesson. typically condescending in nature. also frequently used to taunt others online, but usage is similar.

note. in these instances, it must be used as a verb.
1)imma skool that mofo for messing with me.

2) haha d00d u got skooled in deathmatch
by vodka June 2, 2004
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