by Jesus C. July 2, 2006
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1) A group of sloots.
2) A list of girls that have been tainted by an entire brotherhood of hounds and given nick names.
2) A list of girls that have been tainted by an entire brotherhood of hounds and given nick names.
by Steven porter December 2, 2003
Get the Sloom mug.The fifth house of Hogwarts. Those young witches and wizards that possess all or none of the specific qualities attributed to those of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin are at risk of being sorted into this house. Other defining characteristics of Sloobendorfs tend to be a prevalent inability to interact in common social situations and extreme narcissism with no apparent source. The average percentage of students sorted into Sloobendorf per year is %.0008. The only Sloobendorf Quidditch team in recorded Hogwarts history had one team member. In his first and only match against Slytherin, Tinker Tittlestop was 'bludgered' to death before a single point was scored.
The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
When the sorting hat shouted 'SLOOBENDORF' from atop Pattywhirl Prissykin's head, 9 first years passed out and one vomited all over his pumpkin pasties.
by g00dness Me July 12, 2011
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A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.
A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.
"Hurry up and roll the scoofer. everyone is waiting."
"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"
"You owe me a scoofer for last night."
"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"
"You owe me a scoofer for last night."
by Jason Thomas Adams May 5, 2008
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