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Sloosher 

A guy that likes to make out with a female, after that same female has given him oral pleasure nad he has jizzed in her mouth.
Max: Dude, Monica sucked Tom off last night and he blew in her mouth, then afterwards I seen him kissing her
James: What a sloosher
Sloosher by Nick Sierko August 22, 2006
Related Words
snoobs shoobs sloob swoobs sloobies sloosh Slobster slooshy sloose slooser

sloosh quaggler

One who quaggles shloosh
when megan gives travis a blow job she is considered a sloosh quaggler.
sloosh quaggler by SLoosher February 12, 2010

Slooshing 

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.
We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.
Slooshing by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

Red Slobster 

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.
Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
Red Slobster by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009
A bag of running water. A slooish peasant. An unworthy poor chap.
Such a sloobag!

The peasant was a sloobag because he couldn't afford tax.
sloobag by Jesus C. July 2, 2006
to hear
I slooshied that new song on the radio
slooshy by Bungalow Bill December 21, 2001