Someone who is not only a slob (a person who is lazy and has low standards of cleanliness) but also is on the chubbier side, considering themselves a "blob"; someone who always looks like shit, like they don't care; next level of a hot mess.
"I don't want to be looked at like a slob, which goes back to wanting to lose weight so I don't look like a slobby blobby."
by uncouthtroll July 11, 2023
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by SeikaSkye August 15, 2024
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*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags
*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags
*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"
by theogcooler August 18, 2022
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