Sloaning

the act of thinking you are "too cool" for the rest of the people at a party and sitting alone in the corner on your phone talking to your "cool" friends.

We invited Jessica to the party but she didn't care to talk to anyone the entire time. Jessica was Sloaning.

by sloaning victim November 24, 2013

Sloading

Loading, but extremely slow.

#1

Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?

Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.

#2

Veronica: This is so slow.

Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.

by Browniez February 7, 2017

Sloading

When you're trying to upload your file when doing school from home but everyone else has jumped online and that circle just keeps spinning.

Mum, it's still sloading so imma go play on my ipad.

by School-from-home March 23, 2020

Slowfinger Ryan

Man who talks so fast he body can't follow.

Johnny was being a slowfinger Ryan.

by DejanG April 15, 2020

Sloading

Sloading is the slow buffering your computer or electronic device can go through, when the connection is bad.

I guess we won't get to youtube for another five minutes, it's sloading like crazy.

by CallumFoster January 29, 2021

Sloaning

Being a cool ass mf who is just chilling.

Sloaning: the man, the myth, the legend

by Reece puffs December 21, 2022

Sloaning

A cool person who is just a vibe, always being chill.

Sloaning: The man, the myth, the legend

by Reece puffs December 21, 2022