He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.
by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020
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by Angus June 8, 2003
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A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
A man tearing down another man just to gain points with females, mainly male bashing females.
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
A man tearing down another man just to gain points with females, mainly male bashing females.
Simping
Sweetheart it hurts my heart to see you hurting, you are my rock and if you crumble then I will crumble, our love is the foundation of our everlasting relationship, I'm crying inside...please hold me.
Sweetheart it hurts my heart to see you hurting, you are my rock and if you crumble then I will crumble, our love is the foundation of our everlasting relationship, I'm crying inside...please hold me.
by Maledic July 31, 2018
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Boss: Oh, it's not in this year's budget
Employee: Failing that, I'll be doing a "Slipping Jimmy". I did actually fall a over at home negotiating the bathroom. Can't really sue myself, alas.
Boss: Oh, it's not in this year's budget
Employee: Failing that, I'll be doing a "Slipping Jimmy". I did actually fall a over at home negotiating the bathroom. Can't really sue myself, alas.
by humblepiece April 19, 2015
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“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019
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when people are kissing without tounges then one of them slides their tounge into the other's mouth
when people are kissing without tounges then one of them slides their tounge into the other's mouth
by Dawn June 15, 2002
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