Shit Stick

1) slang for fecal matter

2) referring to the penis after unprotected anal sex

1) hey man ill be over in a bit, i just need to drop off some shit sticks

2) after i finished i slapped her on the ass with my shit stick

by Kompster October 16, 2009

Shit Stick

A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off

I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Slice of Shit

A slice of shit is a piece of poop in tiny little cut peices. Also refered to as a type of person. *cough* jarred palazzolo *cough*

Eww. Look at that slice of shit. Whoever cut that, is a complete fucking moron.

OR

Jarred, you slice of shit.

by AdamHerrin August 24, 2006

shit stick

The ancient art of penetrating a female's unsanitised rectum with one's penis before withdrawing and lying back while said female cleans the now soiled tool with her tongue.

"Hey bitch, clean my shit stick"

by Phil shane November 11, 2007

Shit-Sick

Diarrhea with a lumpy, viscous disposition which also has a similar consistensy to that of sick.

'Aw Dude, i gotta use your bog hole.'

'Alright mate, as long as you dont shit-sick'

by BeckyBooBums October 21, 2011

Occam's shit stick

Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.

Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.

by cosmicaug October 7, 2009

sick ass shit

Something that is way, way, way sick (awesome).

Rappers often use it to describe things.

Rapper: Yo, It's that sick ass shit.. don't fuck with it or you'll lose your grip. 99 tops spinnin on the ground.. a 44 mag to your head goes BLOWEN.
Other rapper: 99 tops spinning on the ground.. that's weak ass shit. (see weak ass shit)

by tripdnokc August 24, 2010