the slammer

Slang for prison.

Woman: I just got back from the slammer.

Man: Your time there must have been tough.

by Mearthfromearth December 30, 2013

Chunky Slammer

A sex act involving two lesbians in which the first pukes into the second's vagina. After the puking, scissoring commences in the puke.

Stephanie let's practice the Chunky Slammer tonight after dinner

by ihearttravis October 18, 2010

Louisiana Slammer

When you ejaculate into your hand and smack a girl or man in the face.

I gave my chick a Louisiana Slammer last night, she was pissed.

by Pwnererowns November 24, 2010

brutal slamming death metal

A subgenre of death metal where "slam" riffs and brutality are heavily emphasized. Usually just called slam for short. Slam riffs are characterized by their slow to mid-tempo, low notes, and groove. NOT to be confused with a deathcore/metalcore breakdown.

Chambered Nautilus: "I fucking love brutal slamming death metal."
Giant Isopod: "Same here dude. Have you heard that one sick slam in Devourment's Heaving Acid?"
Emo Jellyfish: "OMG! My favorite slam band is Avenged Sevenfold!"
Chambered Nautilus: *shoots chain lightning at him*

by LegendaryFatRat January 9, 2018

bird slamming

Someone who fucks without thinking who or what they are desecrating it's extreame force and anger.

"Ben Gaul was bird slamming pretty hard last night on his neighbors letterbox"!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 6, 2017

Sleemboated

A combination of being sleepy and steamboated (drunk)

Bob: Man I've been up for three days straight drinking. I'm completely sleemboated
Billy: Quit being a lil bitch. Just have a good strawn

by Colm.. January 21, 2009

Slamming Muff

The art of plowing through poon like a bull in a marching band

Did you hear Jimmy screwed Kelly right after he broke up with Sandra? Man that guy has really been slamming muff lately

by Bantha Fodder March 12, 2011