To “Slemmen” something is to read the information but miss out important factors and only take in what conforms to the opinion you hold at that moment (which has the ability to change here and there if shown to be incorrect)
John learnt about flat earth today but he Slemmen’d it. (Only took in what point towards it being flat)
You can learn a lot about a topic aslong as you don’t Slemmen it. (Dismiss factors that go against your opinion)
Don’t be a Slemmen. (Don’t be biased with the information you accept)
You can learn a lot about a topic aslong as you don’t Slemmen it. (Dismiss factors that go against your opinion)
Don’t be a Slemmen. (Don’t be biased with the information you accept)
by Robbo. April 2, 2021
Get the Slemmen mug.a different take on the word "semen", used sometimes as an escape for guys that are straight (questionably) but love using the word often in casual conversation because of its fun sound and comical implication.
especially useful for a guy whose friends are extreme homophobes.
especially useful for a guy whose friends are extreme homophobes.
-example 1-
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semen last night.
donald: oh dude, that's so gay.
zach: (goes over by the kitchen and pulls 'rewind' lever)
donald: hey dude, what's up?
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semmen last night.
donald: hmm, thats slightly unfamiliar, but i'm ok with it.
-example 2-
gabe: so today i went to blockbuster, licked some semmen off of a muscular man's pectorals, watched grey's anatomy instead of scrubs, and played some guitar.
meeka: whoa wait a minute! what was like the 2nd or 3rd thing you said??
gabe: licked semmen off a dude's chest?
meeka: no! the next one!
gabe: oooh, i watched grey's.
meeka: man you're such a fagle who likes guys and is gay; scrubs is way better than grey's anatomy... it has drama and comedy! and plus, people who just say "grey's" are even more gay.
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semen last night.
donald: oh dude, that's so gay.
zach: (goes over by the kitchen and pulls 'rewind' lever)
donald: hey dude, what's up?
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semmen last night.
donald: hmm, thats slightly unfamiliar, but i'm ok with it.
-example 2-
gabe: so today i went to blockbuster, licked some semmen off of a muscular man's pectorals, watched grey's anatomy instead of scrubs, and played some guitar.
meeka: whoa wait a minute! what was like the 2nd or 3rd thing you said??
gabe: licked semmen off a dude's chest?
meeka: no! the next one!
gabe: oooh, i watched grey's.
meeka: man you're such a fagle who likes guys and is gay; scrubs is way better than grey's anatomy... it has drama and comedy! and plus, people who just say "grey's" are even more gay.
by one-third american, two-thirds decent person December 27, 2008
Get the semmen mug.After a masturbation session, a poor cleansing of the head of the penis will result in the linguring of semen residue on the penis, making an awful fishy stench that emits from the penis. (Worsens as time goes on and often worse cases with uncircumcised men)
Steven cringed when he forgot to clean off his slemen, as it was almsost time for him to take his girlfriend out to dinner. Stank dick Smelly willy Stinky dicky
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Pronunciation: Slay - meant
Used to politely refer to the odor that is, or smells similar to that emitted from vomit/throw up/puke/sick.
Pronunciation: Slay - meant
Used to politely refer to the odor that is, or smells similar to that emitted from vomit/throw up/puke/sick.
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Get the Trunk Slemmer mug.Billy just hit puberty, and now he wants everyone to drink his slemenade. He's thinking of opening a slemenade stand.
by IcedSemen May 24, 2021
Get the slemenade mug.In norway we use Stemmene as a word to tell other people you have voices in your head. Which might indicate that you are doing or will be doing something stupid, like ending your or others life. In a jokey way
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