bombay slap jack

1)Go out with mates for a curry
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank

Danny-Good weekend Jules?
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!

by Crazy Wai April 12, 2005

Soapjack

Male masturbation in the shower or tub utilizing soap suds as a lubricant.

Last Friday, the wife turned him down again, so he was relegated to another lonely, latenight soapjack.

by Brentorious August 28, 2007

snapjack

A quick masturbation session.

Damn, that snapjack was orgasmic

by bigbokchoy August 11, 2013

SapJack

Using Maple Syrup to Masterbate.

Common in Vermont: The stickiness of the maple creates added friction to augment orgasm.

I snuck into the sugarhouse and got in a quick SapJack before the SapMaster came back.

by RealJohnStoe November 11, 2020

Sapjack

Using maple syrup as a lubricant for masturbation

Was out of lotion so I went for a little sapjack instead

by Just Some Guy With Words November 11, 2020

slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.

Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!

by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008

slapjacking

To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.

Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.

by Chaitdeezy August 8, 2016