Slaphead

Slaphead: An extremely annoying person(s) who stands beside the job list during PM waiting for a member of management to walk by so that the slaphead can flag them down and have a conversation instead of helping others complete their PM jobs.

Also someone who preaches safety and then ignores his own preaching when his ass is under the gun.

"I wish that slaphead, that nobody likes, would quit standing around on his fucking phone where everyone can see him!!" -CB

by WeHateSlapheads August 22, 2018

slapheadington

Someone that has a bald head like chauncey billups

"Oi you slapheadington come over ere"

by Dkstyles March 26, 2021

Slayhead

Can be used as a compliment,insult,greeting or gesture

“Hey slayhead”

“You’re such a slayhead”
“Yo slayhead”

by Bals_uu September 8, 2022

scaghead

An individual addicted to methamphetamine.

Oi, oi. See that guy over there? Be careful he’s a scaghead.

by ScagheadSteve May 19, 2024

Slaphead sex pest

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.

Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”

by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025

Brandy (slabhead)

Square headed individual (who looks uncannily like herobrine from minecraft)
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).

Your a brandy (slabhead)

by MIssyChocolateCarpet June 27, 2025