slackers

a group of guys who like to hang out and do nothing

hey look at those group of slackers over there between a & b hall

by transporter818 January 3, 2010

slacker your face

A term used in place of 'slap your face', inspired by the trance track 'Your Face' by 'Slacker'.

I ought to slacker your face!

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007

Slacker Bagging

When you are too poor to afford more than one sleeping bag and you have to share with all your bros.

I hate Slacker Bagging but i have to for this trip

by Masked Girl July 25, 2016

Slacker

Someone who procrastinates daily life activities and is constantly late. Slackers tend to make a sufficient amount of excuses in order to stay home in bed. Typically slackers don't give Amy sort of commitment in plans in order to bail without guilt. For example, slackers will use words like "possibly" or "maybe" when approached to make plans. Men With names such as Tanner, or Jacob are very commonly slackers.

The slacker was invited to his friends, but fell asleep in bed and never replied.

by Actual definitions March 4, 2017

slacker

someone who is very lazy, doesn't do their work until the last minute, and frankly, enjoys it

Greg is a big slacker...he's only read 50 of the 150 pages he needs to read by tomorrow and its already midnight

by King K December 28, 2005

slackenitis

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)

Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)

by Supervisor August 16, 2007

slackerino

Noun - A person who is easily distracted at work but also is aware and admits to their inefficiencies.

"I'm such a slackerino. I got hardly anything done at work today after wasting time online and shooting the shit with my friends over five coffee breaks."

by DAN_Dutch January 2, 2009