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Philadelphia Skyscraper 

When a guy stands on top of the bed post and makes the girl stand under him while he cums. He then proceeds to shoot his cum up in the air and into her mouth imitating someone jumping off a philadelphia skyscraper.
Guy 1- "dude how was your bitch last night?...whats her name drew?"
Guy 2- "it was so good i made her suck me so hard that i had to climb up and give her an old fashioned Philadelphia skyscraper"
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greek skyscraper 

An enormous Greek penis. Generally much bigger than a Macedonian's penis.

[angry skyscraper noises] 

Sounds that tall people make when they are angry.
angry skyscraper noises
“Jesus, stop sounding like an air raid siren, brad.”

Macedonian Skyscraper 

Jeez. Branislav's penis is gigantic. It is taller than I am. It is basically a skyscraper... a Macedonian Skyscraper
Macedonian Skyscraper by enobs September 24, 2014

Chilean Skyscraper 

when fecal matter is placed on the rim of a beverage
Andy pulled his finger out of his ass and wiped it on the lip of Diana's glass, giving her the perfect Chilean Skyscraper.

European Skyscraper 

Carefully crafted tall european buildings, mostly found in germany, france, madrid and in some cases sweden. They are aesthetically pleasing and have breathtaking view. The most superior type of structure known to the world. With greenish brown tinted windows, a creme textured surface, a golden-brown dome for a rooftop and soft pink doors, these are the most beautiful architectural designs in the history of man kind.
did you see that that stunning building when you went to madrid? it was breathtaking.

the best kind of skyscraper in the world... its got to be a European Skyscraper

horizontal skyscraper 

A building that may only be a few floors but goes on for hundreds of meters.
Wow, this building is only 5 stories high but a high mile long. Yep, that's a horizontal skyscraper.