slumper

a somewhat universal word more commonly used as a universal word in the East Bay (of the San Francisco Bay Area)

Man that party was a slumper!

Dang you got slumpered!

I gotta take a slumper.

Why you all up in my face bein a slumper?!

by bboydru September 13, 2005

skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

by ducken January 14, 2008

Stumper

Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with trees.

I don't like to talk to that guy, he's a stumper. What a weirdo.

by PocketWrap February 25, 2018

Slumper

A person that has nodded off and is slumped over. Normally behind the wheel of a car or in a sitting position due to drugs or Alcohol.

Dispatch informed the officer that there was a slumper in a white sedan on the corner of first and elm.

by Stormyrayn August 6, 2022

slumper

a beat that slaps hella hard, a dope ass song u can gig to.

ey knock a slumper so we can get to giggin yadidimean?!?!

by bigpermz July 3, 2005

Stumper

A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.

I pulled a right stumper last night... etc

by JonnieC November 23, 2003

Skimper

1. A person who often skimps people out of bags of marijuana

2. A person who stuffs small and often shwaggy bowls or blunts

3. a word to describe something as "unfit"

1. Wow, Dustin only gave us 1.2 grams for a dime, what a skimper

2. Jeremy's bowl only went around a 3 person circle 1 time, it was a skimper

3. This party is skimper, nobody has match

by Joe Vangay August 19, 2009