skeezer in the freezer

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.

dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

by unstitchable January 14, 2011

SoFlo Squeeze

(n): A driving maneuver distinctive to Miami in which a car changes lanes by veering into an extremely tight space between two other cars at a dangerously high speed, usually without signaling. Can also be used as a verb. (Example: I've been squeezed!)

"I need to get around this guy."

"Just give him the SoFlo Squeeze."

by Frightened Miami driver November 28, 2009

bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

peenie squeezie

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.

Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts May 26, 2019

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

The reward is not worth the effort.

She’s pretty cute but she expects me to try so hard to win her over, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

by Who’R’You August 17, 2022

Skweezy Jibbs

An internet comedian sensation.

YO I JUST PEEPED DAT NEW SKWEEZY JIBBS VIDEO AND IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS DAWG!

by TrafficpIlla January 27, 2010

Skeezer

Someone who hoes around and acts like a whole bitch.

That girl fucks with everybody she’s a “skeezer for real”

by Yathrib October 26, 2019