Skoofiest 

When something or someone is poking or thinking about poking their own brown with any object that is around, perferably fruits and vegetables.

It was so sketchy last night when Ashleigh was being the skoofiest person on myspace by talking about her b hole in all those bulletins.

Skoofiest by i'm white milk March 12, 2009

Skooping 

The process of which one skypes while pooping.

Hey mom, I'm just skooping with my best friend.

Skooping by Ajlatan Reznib May 16, 2011

Skookie 

Adjective: Skookie can be used to describe anything that is generally shitty.
Noun: A skooke is a person, place, or thing that is fucking lame.

Verb: Skookin can be used to describe someone who is trippin, lying, or being a fucking idiot.
Background information:
Derived from a word that describes people from the shithole that is Skokie, Illinois.

Bruh, I seent them skookie ass shoes in the payless last week. But only thru the window cause I definitely ain't never stepped footed in no skookie ass payless.

I saw a skooke walkin down the road with a skookie ass pair of J's.

Don't come to my crib if you gonna be skookin the whole time.

Skookie by Lezned Yelnats March 3, 2017

skoobing

The art of reading novels in which each word is written backwards. For example, the word "books" becomes "skoob." Can be used to help "skoobers" relax, get better sleep, and stay focused.

I'm gunna do some skoobing before bed to chill and take the edge off.

skoobing by The Mad Fatter May 6, 2018

Sloot skootin 

Looking around for sluts to take home.

Man 1: Bobby, I ain't been laid in awhile and I ain't having no luck with the blond from the book store, what do I do?

Man 2: Well goddamn it Larry, let's go to the bars and do us a little sloot skootin.

Sloot skootin by BamaMayne August 26, 2016

skoobies 

SKype bOOBIES = Skoobies.

Boobies over skype chat.

When you finally manage to get your internet girlfriend to show you her lushous boobies. A monumental moment that has to be earned.

I've not seen Sarah for 5 weeks now, she is miles away, I could really do with some Skoobies right now...

Spoke to my girlfriend last night on skype - total Skoobies session...

skoobies by bennyprince May 17, 2011

Skoosh

Fizzy, Effervescent, Carbonated

The cake was covered in skooshy cream.

Skoosh by steveintheukok November 17, 2009