Snorf

When you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.

Quit making me snorf!

by sirkular November 6, 2009

Snorf

1. an exclamatory word used when you think something is too adorable for words.
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake

look at that puppy....snorf!

by B.Rad October 23, 2008

snorf

The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.

"While hiking through the woods this morning, I stepped on a snorf."

by 1958Fury April 20, 2007

snorf

Snorf is a giraffe with a dirty minge. She sticks her neck out for people.
Snorf's favourite moto is " Say No To Dirty Minges"

Go clean your cheesy minge out you dirty snorf

by snorfie July 25, 2006

snorface

A surface in which you use to snort things off of. Usually a mirror, CD case, glass table or really anything flat nearby when needed.

You really want to do coke off that?! Can't you find a better snorface then your phone?

by SummertimeSnow June 5, 2015

Skorf

To stick ones hand up a womans vagina

Yo, I skorfed this girl yesterday

by Tripzyy July 27, 2010

snorffle

The act of eating food so quickly that you don't even taste it.

I was so hungry at lunchtime, I snorffled my lunch.
That steak looks so good, I want to snorffle it.
I snorffled and now I am full.

by Snorffler January 8, 2008