shlimo

Someone who says or does something especially foolish or annoying. Synonymous with moronski.

"Ahh, Shayna, I'm so sorry. But I can't help you pick out your outfit for this weekend."
"Ugh, you're a shlimo."

by Shabbos Buddy November 5, 2009

SALIMG

This is beyond being funnier than the standard lol or LMFAO. Shit a Little in My Gonch means you laughed too hard at something...
perhaps you shit a LOT in your Gonch

SALIMG, shit a little in my gonch is something that happens when you receive a really funny text. responding to a text that is much too funny.

by Northern Prairie Dog December 15, 2011

Shlime Jit

A Shlime Jit is your homie. Your friend who will always have your back.

Yo wassup shlime jit.

by Will.i.am Shakespeare March 22, 2022

fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.

Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.

by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010

skimper

The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, black beans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.

by Dambrose November 9, 2011

skimf

Anything or nothing at all. This may be used to replace any existing word, or to define any current emotion, sight, sound, smell, taste, or feeling. Skimf is everything. Skimf is nothing. Skimf is skimf.

Note: Skimf is not an acronym.

"Hey man, what have you been doing?"
"Just skimfing around really."

"This show is going to really skimf tonight."

"Skimf skimf skimf skimf skimf."

by TheFlesh May 21, 2010

skimp rat

Someone who chooses other people over you, OR breaks or steals your stuff.

"I can't believe she ditched us. What a skimp rat!"

by Plump Master P. January 13, 2008