Swizzlestyx

The royalty of all Internet trolls. They should not be approached.

Do not mess with a Swizzlestyx.

by Casper Swizzlestyx May 5, 2015

skizzles

mad skills on video games

man you got some skizzles on san andreas

by masta s August 1, 2005

shizzlest

Derived from shizzle

Fallon: or the smartest most fascinating person. someone who kicks ass in all. punctual; but only for those who arrive to work early and are seated at 7:45am.

"Who's the shizzle?....That'd be me!"

"She's absolutely the shizzlest!"

by millerdawg December 31, 2006

Shizzlesticks

When frustrated Or in anger you exclaim by shouting: "SHIZZLESTICKS!!!"

example:
John: Yo Travis did you do ya homework

Travis: SHIZZLESTICKS!! I forgot

by Sebajuan October 30, 2017

Shizzlesticks

When some thing bad happens and you don't want to swear

Shizzlesticks I dropped my pencil

by Poplipsicle January 24, 2019

SWIZZLESTICK

Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.

My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.

by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008

skizzle, skizzling, skizzilate

skizzle (n.): A sizzling hot, skinny woman. Originally applied to a certain So Cal resident of the middle eastern persuasion.

skizzling (v): To be sizzling hot and skinny in appearance.

skizzilate (adv): To be taken advantage of by a skizzle.

That foo can't even focus..always thinking about his skizzle in So Cal.

Homie..i'm telling you..she so fly..we saw her at the tulba (engagement) that night and she was skizzling.

Damn..ain't that a shame..hus-dog always be getting skizzilated by c-luv.

by Husdiggidydog October 25, 2004