horseshit and slivers

Antiquated term, used to refer to the supposed ingredients of a poor grade of rolling tobacco, such as Bull Durham. Also may be used a comeback when someone asks what's for dinner.

I swear, that bag of tobacco was naught but horseshit and slivers.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Wiz Shiver

The uncontrollable urge to shiver/shimmy while urinating/Wizing.

Mostly happens to males.

Larry made a real mess of the bathroom with his wiz shiver.

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Skive Diving

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.

Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.

by sweetietweet March 12, 2011

Shit Shivers

The shivering you get right before you unload a 10-pound dump into the toilet. This is followed by goosebumps, a flexed butthole, and a strange growling noise in your stomach telling you its time to unload.

Viktor: Dude, are you okay? You're shaking pretty badly.
Tim: Yeah, dude I'm fine I just got the shit shivers.

by TheBadBoi2009 November 5, 2009

skive

To avoid work but still appearing as though you are doing something.

Like I am doing now.

by The Charming but Unproductive one May 13, 2005

poop shiver

n. That pleasant little twitch of relief your whole body feels during a good dump. Immediately follows the poop chills. Means you just made a good one. Sometimes associated with a tingly sensation in the knees.

The better the poop the bigger the shiver!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

Skipernicus

A fictional philosopher/scientist/academic - used to indicate that you don't know the attribution of a fact without actually saying "I don't know."

Who said "the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing?"

I believe that was Skipernicus.

Her style of painting is Skipernican.

by Fleen Bleensteen February 3, 2010