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The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.
"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"

"Ahh man, you got skorted!"
Skorted by Cheridanc June 26, 2014

2 spirted 

I am a 2 spirted
2 spirted by Fgntbfv May 16, 2018
to put on a t-shirt.
opposite is to deshirt
ur all shirted again

I've gotta go get shirted cos my nipples are hard as tic-tacs.
shirted by kozdog January 28, 2008
To be on a very high grade of marijuana, wasted as hell, not giving a shit about anything. Buzzed as hell.
"Damn dude, I'm skited after just one bowl of that fine shit".
skited by TKREED April 19, 2008
When the decision you make about a situation is so totally wrong and so poorly thought out, and will cause you the greatest embarrassment, your skinted!
variation of skinted mostly heard in northern mountain country people
skinted by 2door pillarless 57 November 13, 2013
Slang for "head shirt" a style introduced in the 80s by adolescents and young adult primarily from North America. This style has started to become big again starting in about 2012, and currently being sold in larger stores such as Walmart.
"I loved Cara Delevigne's new photoshoot! She featured so many different shirteds!"
Shirted by ayelmao April 24, 2014