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skidmore 

(Pronounced in a Portuguese accent). Skee-dji-MOR-ee. When you throw up your hands and laugh at the confounding nature of life, its complex relationships, and the utterly ridiculous quandaries that you find yourself in on the daily. Also, a positive effect that results from a negative experience.

SKIDMORE!
Today, I walked out of my house to find that my car had slipped out of gear, rolled down a hill, and slammed into a fire hydrant! My car was totaled and water GUSHED and GEYZERED everywhere! What a day! But alas, I was not angry. Not once I saw the neighborhood kids frolicking and playing in the cool water on a hot summer's morning.

SKIDMORE!
skidmore by Prounce November 21, 2011
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Sk8whore 

any suck hood who tries to get away wit being a sk8r while sukin my dik
cum unda the half pipe and suk me off : OK
Sk8whore by messed_up_goth_chick December 1, 2003

Skidmore 

Cool as Hell. Has A Huge Dick 8inches limp
Horse Dick
Skidmore by Jenny Owen March 7, 2003

Tyler Skidmore 

A boy who's a dick. Makes fun of tall girls who like Sonic the hedgehog. Claims he is rich but lies to get attention. Attention whore. Nice parents though
Girl 1: why u gotta be a hater to me

Tyler Skidmore: CUASE you are a poor attention whore
Tyler Skidmore by Carly Bethany January 7, 2015

skewhore 

A Random Female, or a Slutish Girl
A yo Skewhore!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skewhore by Kadeem Powell August 1, 2007
A noble, enlightened person whose sole purpose is to bring together services and consumers by means of an advertisment below his message board posts.
If it hadn't been for that broke-ass sigwhore's useless post, I never would have discovered the sponsor that made me a millionaire! Thanks, sigwhores!
sigwhore by Dagwolf November 26, 2006

Skidmore 

A school located in New York that is for students too: stupid, lazy, retarded, etc to get into a real liberal arts school like williams or bowdoin. If you are an athlete then girls will acknowledge you. Since it is located in buttfuck there is nothing to do but smoke pot and get sloshed.
Tom--hey, did you get into Tufts ED?

Suzie--nope, im going to Skidmore instead...at least I can jack off a lax player now!!!
Skidmore by clitflicker97 October 26, 2010