(Pronounced in a Portuguese accent). Skee-dji-MOR-ee. When you throw up your hands and laugh at the confounding nature of life, its complex relationships, and the utterly ridiculous quandaries that you find yourself in on the daily. Also, a positive effect that results from a negative experience.
SKIDMORE!
SKIDMORE!
Today, I walked out of my house to find that my car had slipped out of gear, rolled down a hill, and slammed into a fire hydrant! My car was totaled and water GUSHED and GEYZERED everywhere! What a day! But alas, I was not angry. Not once I saw the neighborhood kids frolicking and playing in the cool water on a hot summer's morning.
SKIDMORE!
SKIDMORE!
by Prounce November 21, 2011