skiing

when a girl jerks two guys off at the same time.

What did you do last night? I went skiing with Connie and Jim.

by T February 18, 2003

ski

to snort cocaine

by bigrattus June 6, 2003

ski

When a situation is not likely to happen. There is no chance or possibility

Im bout to fuck that beautiful gir
"Man that shit is SKI"

by Bullcity rep November 16, 2016

SKIING

to snort a line of cocaine.

Hey bro wanna go skiing on the mountain of kings.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Skiing

fucking most awesome sport ever.

Skiing > snowboarding

by Bridgerbum October 25, 2010

skies

(pronounced skeez) a suffix used to create a better sense of excitement or emotion in certain words.

"Alright I'm doneskies!"
"I'll talk to you later. Kaybyeskies."
"Ah! You're a choafskies!"
"Talk to you laterskies."
"Mmm! This stuff is goodskies!"

by choafoso February 24, 2009

Skiing

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.

The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.

The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.

by cRAZY kooT August 29, 2002