Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

skeezer

An evil, angry, scandalous, emotionally unstable and psychologically disturbed female predator that will typically blame men for the irresponsible and immature choices she has made in her life. A skeezer assumes, with fradulent intent, the character of a good woman so she can prey (not pray) on and use good men to support her selfish, inappropriate and irresponsible lifestyle. She will also use her children or get pregnant if she has to and will set no limit to get what she wants.

Her mother was a skeezer and so was her aunt and they taught her everything she knows.

by J. Duval December 28, 2007

Shrimp on a skewer

Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male

Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself!

by Mathew Colecliffe January 5, 2009

Skozer

A downwardly mobile, low income, juvenile variant redneck between the ages of 15 to 25 usually inhabiting the suburban fringes of small to medium sized metropolitan areas. The prototypical Skozer is characterized by long hair (sometimes feathered), whispy moustache, high-top sneakers, jeans and a death metal or monster truck type t-shirt. Typically observed driving trucks with outlandishly large tires, the skozer is often a dune buggy/off road enthusiast with a penchant for cheap beer and a variety of non prescription street drugs.

"Cody got Mandy pregnant when she was sixteen. What a skozer!"

by Meat Ball May 6, 2008

shezer

An awesome guy with a perfect music taste and a perfect body that gets the chicks moist. Also is the god of banter with Danny, Joe, Piers, Jenna and Denny. There is nobody like shezer.

Girl 1: i feel tingly down there. Girl 2: me too. danny and joe are looking up viral videos shezer: this is gr8 banter m8. Girls: oh yeah, shezers here. That explains it, I wish I was with him.

by Ironmaidenrulezzz March 28, 2015

sketchy skeezer

1.)An untrustworthy, shady girl, who constantly goes after other womens men.

2.)A female who constantly over-steps the limits into territory not her own.

1.) "That Jennifer girl is such a sketchy skeezer, you better keep your man aways from her"

2.) "I swear to god if that sketchy skeezer cooks my husband dinner one more time, I'm gonna beat her ass."

by ~*Funky Fresh*~ March 20, 2008

skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

by PMax October 14, 2008