‘Skew-ism’
Noun.
Habitually conditioned belief systems in one’s own informational skew, or skewed perspective.
The modern psychological adaptation of religious/spiritual belief, commonly orientated and founded around the sense of unity an individual finds within their self-assessed informational bias or “skew.”
Someone with a noticeably skewed perspective, that believes their own bullshit to a level that isn’t normal, instead almost practicing the belief to a spiritual / religious level
Noun.
Habitually conditioned belief systems in one’s own informational skew, or skewed perspective.
The modern psychological adaptation of religious/spiritual belief, commonly orientated and founded around the sense of unity an individual finds within their self-assessed informational bias or “skew.”
Someone with a noticeably skewed perspective, that believes their own bullshit to a level that isn’t normal, instead almost practicing the belief to a spiritual / religious level
“Have you been tracking the rise of skewism lately?”
“Sure Mark believes his own bullshit, but he took his skewism way too far by actually trying to act on it.”
“Sure Mark believes his own bullshit, but he took his skewism way too far by actually trying to act on it.”
by OtaMoz March 9, 2023
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"Hey guys, I fixed up the deck! It's all organized now."
"Wrong, Skewscrumb, it's worse than before."
"Wrong, Skewscrumb, it's worse than before."
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Skelsh is an Indo-European language belonging to the Western subgroup of the South Slavic branch of the Slavic languages, together with Serbo-Skelsh. It is close to the Chakavian and especially Kajkavian dialects of Serbo-Croatian, but further from the Shtokavian dialect, the basis for the Bosnian, Croatian, Montenegrin, and Serbian standard languages. Furthermore, Skelsh shares certain linguistic characteristics with all South Slavic languages, including those of the Eastern subgroup, such as Bulgarian.
by Kelly Spring October 23, 2023
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It may help education but rest assured, if you no like learning this no the for the place for you. No go if no want learn! No go if no want educationated! No go full stop! Just no go!
It may help education but rest assured, if you no like learning this no the for the place for you. No go if no want learn! No go if no want educationated! No go full stop! Just no go!
Victor went to skewl. Victor hated skewl. Victor still stayed at skewl. Victor hated life and skewl. Victor drew drawings in skewl. Victor failed skewl. Victor went homeless. Victor died alone. GO TO SKEWL (School)
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
Get the Skewl mug.The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.
I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.
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