sleeve monster

the magical creature that eats the sleeves off of men's t shirts in the morning as they leave their house, thus resulting in the tough guy sleeveless t shirt look

"oh shit....sleeve monster caught you this morning huh?"

by P Mills October 8, 2008

Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013

heart on your sleeve

Someone who becomes devoted to something too easily or gives their heart away quickly. They might be easily upset by things going on around them.

Be good to her; she wears her heart on her sleeve.

by Dana October 3, 2003

Short-Sleeved Genius

A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.

I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!

by briantroy December 2, 2009

Sleeve of Wizard

An over-worked, under-appreciated, loose-hanging vagina.

From the Movie "Borat": "When I buy my wife, at first she cook good, her vagine worked well, she strong on plow, but three years later when she was fifteen, she receive hair on her chest, her voice become deep, and her vagine hang like SLEEVE OF WIZARD."

by doogie06 October 13, 2008

ghetto sleeve

The brown paper bag used for carrying alcohol in public where it's an offense to do so

While admiring the rich colour of his newly stolen tequila in the sunset, Maynards peripheral vision caught the police lights and soon the ghetto sleeve was fitted

by fingerjockey76 April 20, 2009

Tongue Sleeve

A condom type device which slips over the tongue to protect from and prevent transmittable oral genital diseases. Available in ribbed, forked, and extendable models.

Immediately upon discovering her cluster of vaginal warts, I donned by tongue sleeve and went down on her fully protected.

by Som ting Wong June 1, 2018