skeetality

1) a very unkown fatality in the original Mortal Kombat, where the legendary Liu Kang finishes off an enemy by skeeting all over his opponent, suffocating them his massive fountain of jizz.

2) a prominent user seen on the US west server of WC3, often pwning noobs in DotA Allstars.

1) Gaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! OMFG Dude what the hell, I've only seen a skeetality irl!!

2) Double Kill!!.....leaver detected...BANNED....Triple Kill!!..leaver detected...DOUBLE BANNED. GG RM.

by skeetality May 30, 2009

skeetza the pizza

Where a room full of dudes jack off onto a pizza and whoever finishes last has to eat the slice.

You guys just want to skeetza the pizza? There's one slice left..

by Wobez July 25, 2014

skeetbang

Originated in Frisco, TX, A suburb of Dallas.

A typical easy lay. A girl who is easy to bang; or a girl you want to bang and skeet on without putting too much work into it.

Lets go round up some skeetbangs, and run a train.

by Piepenbrok March 26, 2008

skeetfag

(n.) A flaming queer with an alarmingly hearty appetite for semen. Originally used by ancient Greeks dating as far back as 478 BC.

Why didn't you tell me about about John?! I knew he was gay, but I didn't know he was a skeetfag - he nearly ripped my cock off.

Jason's totally wearing a v-neck, what a skeetfag.

by DannyDEC August 4, 2007

skeetorade

when you are masturbating and are about to skeet and there is nothing else to use but an empty gatorade bottle on youre floor.

"dude i was watching some porn in my room and didnt have time to get in my bathroom so i just skeetoraded in the bottle"

by schmidter17 November 17, 2009

SkeetRifle

One who's penis is so massive, that his cum shot can kill.

Man, that pornstar is such a SkeetRifle! Boom Headshot!

by byaaahskeet May 14, 2009

Skeetas

An annoying insect that bites you and sucks your blood. mosquitos

The fuck'n skeetas are bad tonight.

by Kingos9 July 30, 2016