skeetfag

(n.) A flaming queer with an alarmingly hearty appetite for semen. Originally used by ancient Greeks dating as far back as 478 BC.

Why didn't you tell me about about John?! I knew he was gay, but I didn't know he was a skeetfag - he nearly ripped my cock off.

Jason's totally wearing a v-neck, what a skeetfag.

by DannyDEC August 4, 2007

Skeetbag

A bag of skeet; something full of semen such as a ball sack, or a horny individual generally. Can also be used to denote an individual who is slippery, shady, or otherwise hard to pin down.

Dave Dalley is a Skeetbag.

by Skeet master J October 26, 2012

Skeetwagon

The act of cumming such a large load on a fat girl that she resembles a wagon (covered in skeet). This wagon may or may not be very mobile depending on the weight of the chubby. Either way, a skeetwagon is always good for a ride.

Chubby Chaser: Aw yeah dude, I was banging this chubby, and I blew such a big load on her she looked like a wagon of skeet.

Bro: Aw sick bro, nice skeetwagon!

by Skeetn March 2, 2009

Skeetbag

Slang term for a used condom.

someone was having sex last night, there are skeetbags all over the floor.

by FSTZ April 26, 2008

SkeetBag

A ho or bitch, since they are filled with skeet, of course skeet being cum.

Madori your such a skeetbag for fucking 8 guys in one day.

by CrUNksTeR December 28, 2005

skeetface

A dirty whorebag that gets her face skeeted on.

She's a skeetface whore!

by Sommer Goode January 1, 2008

Skeetbag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"You are a skeetbag, Eugene. You slept with my sister," said Mildred.

by What's your mother's name? January 31, 2007