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skeetfag 

(n.) A flaming queer with an alarmingly hearty appetite for semen. Originally used by ancient Greeks dating as far back as 478 BC.
Why didn't you tell me about about John?! I knew he was gay, but I didn't know he was a skeetfag - he nearly ripped my cock off.

Jason's totally wearing a v-neck, what a skeetfag.
skeetfag by DannyDEC August 4, 2007
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Skeetbag 

A bag of skeet; something full of semen such as a ball sack, or a horny individual generally. Can also be used to denote an individual who is slippery, shady, or otherwise hard to pin down.
Dave Dalley is a Skeetbag.
Skeetbag by Skeet master J October 26, 2012

Skeetwagon 

The act of cumming such a large load on a fat girl that she resembles a wagon (covered in skeet). This wagon may or may not be very mobile depending on the weight of the chubby. Either way, a skeetwagon is always good for a ride.
Chubby Chaser: Aw yeah dude, I was banging this chubby, and I blew such a big load on her she looked like a wagon of skeet.

Bro: Aw sick bro, nice skeetwagon!
Skeetwagon by Skeetn March 2, 2009

Skeetbag 

someone was having sex last night, there are skeetbags all over the floor.
Skeetbag by FSTZ April 26, 2008

SkeetBag 

A ho or bitch, since they are filled with skeet, of course skeet being cum.
Madori your such a skeetbag for fucking 8 guys in one day.
SkeetBag by CrUNksTeR December 28, 2005

skeetface 

A dirty whorebag that gets her face skeeted on.
She's a skeetface whore!
skeetface by Sommer Goode January 1, 2008

Skeetbag 

Someone who has surpassed the levels of a douchebag. (See douchebag)
"You are a skeetbag, Eugene. You slept with my sister," said Mildred.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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