Siriagus

A man who is great at chess, and a master thinker.

Check mate! For the the 15th time!

by Lancer November 26, 2004

scridge

The rough edge of a piece of paper torn out of a notebook.

Coined by the one and only Mr. Bradshaw, teacher of senior religion.

Bradshaw said that scridge was acceptable on this assignment, but Ms. Burke would never let that shit slide on any assignment.

by Dizzy Grizzy May 13, 2005

Scridge off

To leave without anyone's knowledge of where he/she is going and without telling anyone that he/she is leaving

Where did Faucher scridge off to?

by sirkickass March 31, 2010

Siri

The female assistant on iPhone 4S. Siri's voice is slightly robotic because Apple combined six different voices. Siri is very good for messing around with, or annoying you, Or both

You: Siri, where is the nearest ice cream stand?
Siri: Could not find "I scream a lot" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You (frustrated and speaking loud and slow): Where is the nearest ice cream stand?!
Siri: Could not find "Mount El Screamo" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You: WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!
Siri: Could not find "WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web
You (muttering to yourself): and now you hear me...

by Optinema May 21, 2015

fuck you siri

what you say to your iphone

you: nearest mcbdonalds
siri: donald duck is a charater from a childrens television show
you: fuck you siri

by uadumbass42 March 17, 2016

Sirin

A beautiful girl, she's sassy, sexy and has an exotic background eg. Irish and Cypriot. She's crazy, a laugh and good fun, she's attractive but can be a real idiot sometimes.. she's a stunner and a little flirt. Usually with dark, long hair and green/blue eyes. She's curvy and has a nice complextion.

Boy 1: Dayyuum... you see her?
Boy 2: Woow, bet she's a Sirin!!
Boy 1: Jheezee, im on it ;)

by Josh Monsterr November 29, 2012

scriddlins

Slang term for very small pieces of marijuana, often found at the bottom of the bag or in users car.

Me: "Yo, get them scriddlins on the floor. Yeah, right there, under the bottle. Okay, load 'em up."

by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006