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fuck me sideways

being royality screw over. A term used to express an extremely unfortuante situation.
"Shit I think your girlfriend's pregnant"

"Well Fuck me sdeways!"
by MsTr-Z May 16, 2005
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Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.
" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
by kws53 May 13, 2011
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Fuck me sideways!

Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.

An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"

"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"
by fun_afta_dark January 14, 2006
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sideways sloppy joe

last night i ate the best sideways sloppy joe ever
by j7j February 27, 2010
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suck me sideways

An response to an unexpected turn of events.
Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!
by ~Tyler Durden December 28, 2005
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Sideways potato shit

A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.
Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!

OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.

shit potato sideways
by tru3s4int October 27, 2010
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fucked sideways

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.
by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009
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