This is wonderful! You are able to categorize all the sense as to why you are attracted to someone as you are under the illness of love. Light 'em all UP! Life is to be lived and appreciated!!!!
Liam was around Catriona all day. He was entranced. After they parted. He walked into his home and his mother knew there was something up. She requested that he journal all of the sensual symptoms he was experiencing so that he may become the next James Joyce or Oscar Wilde.
by von groovy July 2, 2024
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Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
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