poop impotent

Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.

Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.

by hotponyexpress November 19, 2015

impotent rage

When a man can't get it up, everything bothers him. He whines, throws tantrums and if someone mentions the word "laid" the rage takes over.

I'm sick of hearing my roommate railing these girls. Damn, this impotent rage. Vengeance shall be mine!!!

by Time2suffa October 28, 2013

impotent

Cooks without gas

by MeAd November 3, 2003

pimpotent

the act of being impotent at being a pimp
not being good at the art of pimping

Oh man that fool elbows is one pimpotent dude man, he aint got no skillz wit tha ladies

by fuzzy budz January 29, 2006

Impotent Rojerk

Main Entry: Impotent Rojerk
Pronunciation: 'im-p&-t&nt 'rä-j&rk
Function: noun
1 : person unable to have sexual intercourse because of erectile dysfunction; broadly : STERILE

"How was sex with your man last night?"
"Who? You mean, Impotent Rojerk? He couldn't even get his equipment up."
"Dang, Viagara at age 22. How could he bear the shame!?"

by Ellie Sah April 21, 2005

swimpotent

The inability to swim; unable to swim properly

“Yo is he drowning?”
“No, he’s just swimpotent.”

by FalconF January 25, 2020

simpment

The action of providing or delivering goods and/or services with the intent to simp or in a simping manner.

The simp provided his daily simpment of donations and gifted subs to his favorite streamer.

by Squatchyboy April 29, 2021