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Simple Man

Great song from Southern Rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd's 1973 debut album "Pronounced (Leh-nerd Skin-nerd)" Written by singer Ronnie Van Zant and guitarist Gary Rossington. The Shinedown version is awful. Sorry.
Simple Man is the best song Skynyrd ever recorded.
by metlmtn May 11, 2013
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Small Sample Size

Used in statistics when there is not enough data to make a conclusion. It has two major uses:
1. In statistics, more specifically baseball statistics/sabermetrics
2. On Myspace and Facebook, when the profile picture of a private account does not determine whether the person is attractive or not.
1. Person 1: Jeff Francoeur is a good hitter! Look at what he did in 2005!
Person 2: Those 70 games are a small sample size! He's been a below-average hitter since then.
2. Random Girl: Here's my myspace, myspace.com/amisexyoraminotyoucanttellbymyprofilepic
Person 1: I'm calling small sample size on that profile pic.
Person 2: You need to friend us so we can make a statistical conclusion. :)
by Philliesfan311 December 20, 2008
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it's simple: kill the batman

The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City
1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"
by Inco33 October 26, 2008
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Simple Dimple

You’re some cringe 12 year old who is obsessed which “ fidgets “ and thinks they make you UwU quirky

Unless you have a medical condition and you need these or something
Person one: OMG look at my new simple dimple!
Person two: Uhh cool..
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The rules are simple

When a guy says the rules are simple, there is a catch to it.
by pancake king June 30, 2020
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sample abuser

Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.
Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.

Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
by boratfan1 October 18, 2010
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Simple Simon

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.
by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018
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