National simp for Maleah day

May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special

Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?

Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick

by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020

National Simp For Ryo Day

the end of every month is national simp for ryo day. where you simp for ryo all day.

“Hey it’s National Simp For Ryo Day, let’s go simp for Ryo”

“yeah!”

by freddy is cute October 17, 2022

Simp for Niels day

January Eighteenth is the day of the year in which you simp for (or make out with) someone by the name of Niels

Sora: you hear it's simp for Niels day?
Maddy: I already bought him a graphics card

by Boony January 17, 2021

Day Of Simp

A day for girls to feel special about a boy who doesn't simp around the boys but gets a free day without someone making fun of him

boy 1:awee i love her so much
boy 2: why you simping bro
boy 1: you know it's Day Of Simp

by Jakkeey August 8, 2020

International Simp for Gravy Day

On March 12, the world gathers together to worship and praise, and most simply simp, for the one and only Gravy. Gravy is a world influencer and today is the day he’ll be praised.

International Simp for Gravy Day is a ‘must do’ and boosts Gravy’s ego. Please celebrate it.

by Jesus-San March 12, 2021

Simpday

The eight day of week. The day after Sunday and before Monday. If Saturday’s are for the boys and Sunday’s are for the men, then Simpday is for the Simps.

“Hey so did you end up hanging with Michael?
“Yeah, I went over to his house on Simpday and saw his piccolo trombone if you know what I mean.”

by Junc October 16, 2019