simmerman

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.

There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.

by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

simmer up

some bullshit logic that means the opposite of "simmer down" its a fucking lie.

Matt: you need to simmer up
Nate: No you need to simmer down

by kutyhgfdkxcythgfc December 17, 2016

Angry Simeran

A very angry Indian man who probs does cadets and shit. He also targets any girl who is in a radius of 10000000000000 kilometres, he will then proceed to find their Instagram and follow them. Has a yellow account and gets his dick dirty over phat bitches. Wants a white-girl but he'll have an arranged marriage. Says he doesn't date Indians.

Fuck Angry Simeran good job getting those 10 extra atar points

by Taylan Celiker May 10, 2018

let it simmer

When a girl is snapping/texting you constantly, but you make her wait before you respond so you don’t look desperate.

John:Oh man! That hot chick just snapped me, I better open it!

Bob: Nah man, don’t look desperate. Give it a minute, let it simmer.

by Aladeen Mothafuckah September 27, 2017

Siemer

Crazy ASS old lady that yells and curses about god, often slams down the laptop when angry, wears a kimono, has evil ginger hair, also known as the book slamming, paper pushing off the desk, crazy woman.

Student: I'm black
Mrs. Siemer: NO YOUR ASIAN

by Badass Arab January 5, 2010

sigger

1. a spanish nigger. 2. a spanish person who acts like a nigger or black person. 3. any spanish human.

this sigger from the spain is just too ghetto.

by addake December 2, 2018