shronkey

like if shrek and donkey fuck and the kids is shronkey then

shronkey

by please approve my dicktionary October 6, 2020

swonk

Pronounced swonk. The term originates from the combination of a swamp and a sink. Defined as the body of water created when one plugs the sink and pisses in it. Swonk.

I clogged my toilet and had no choice but to leave a smelly swonk.

by Mista Swonk March 5, 2022

Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

by the Sleuth June 10, 2009

Shonkster

Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.

Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.

"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."

"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."

by DavRock June 5, 2009

Shronkdaddy

An exclamation used to declare a winning hand in poker, usu. a hand that wins a very large part. General usage includes loudly shouting "SHRONKDADDY!" while raking in an opponent's chips. Named in honor of the late PokerRoad Radio Producer Justin Shronk.

I had Jacks and the flop came Ace, Jack, Jack. Dude moved all in on me and I called and yelled SHRONKDADDY while I stacked his cash.

by WTFFantasiaBarrino April 23, 2009

Shwanked

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018