Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

Shportzing

The act of shouting very unuseful motivational lines at sportspeople killing themselves while yourself lazing with maximum level hedonism.

Chilling in the park enjoying a frosty bev in the shade. See’s runners struggling along in the summer heat. Shouts: “Guys, you know, if you run a little faster you’ll get there sooner!”

Just chillin, shportzing...

by nameismatt July 26, 2019

Shbartping

A legendary combination of sharting, burping and peeing.

Me: Bro I feel like im constantly a farting burping shitting peeing machine

Friend: damn sounds like shbartping to me

Me: wow thats nuts

yep #shbartping4lyfe

by Wizzy Criddas June 27, 2021

Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.

Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.

by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010

Schwartzing

The act of annoying one's coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover's an entire office space occupied by 40 or more workers. The voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very horny pigs. The content of the speech is low-class, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. Schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.

Jane has been schwartzing every day since she started her job at Company ABC.

by Bill's Girl February 6, 2010

Schwartzing

When a man expels sperm onto a womans vagina and then using a straw sucks it up and then back down into the womans nose. The woman then sucks in the sperm through her nose and into her mouth.

A Unique Way to Jizz in Her Mouth Schwartzing

by Bob the Builder yes it can January 18, 2010

team shwaring

The act of two or more persons each passing a poop together in the shower, then simultaneously smushing the poop down the drain together.

When Joe went to visit Jenna, they decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level, so they went to shower and tried team shwaring.

by Shwarpoop February 1, 2009